The first bitchin' afteroon took place in Santa Barbara, and included a personal tour of the city hitting such points as the Mission, a scenic drive through the hills, a stop at the beach and a beer on the pier, before grabbing some six packs and chilling in E-factor's backyard. With chips and hummus and guacamole as a snack. It was as awesome and as relaxing as it sounds.
The next day, Eric loaded up some cruiser bikes and drove north with me as far as the Santa Ynez valley, Santa Barbara's wine country. We unloaded in Buellerton and rode in to Solvang - a faux Danish town, similar to New Glarus's swiss village in Wisconsin - for lunch. I was a little disappointed my lunch salad had Gorgonzola instead of Danish blue cheese, but hey, first world problems.
We then took a leisurely ride through what Eric calls "Tuscany, but with palm trees". I've haven't been to Italy, but if it looks anything like what we rode through, I'm sure I'll enjoy myself when I get there. The day drinking was accomplished only by me; we stopped off at a wine shop for a tasting. The array provided for me included lots of Pinot Noir, which I liked, some Chardonnay - which I didn't, and a local Syrah that I liked so much I bought a bottle to share with my brother and his girlfriend sometime in San Francisco. Our route happened to coincide with a century race that was going on that day, so we repeatedly got passed by riders on gorgeous carbon framed bikes, however, their race being 100 miles, and our ride only being 15, there were a few weekend warrior types that we chugged past.
I'll be seeing the E-factor in Vail in a few weeks, so there is a chance for future installments of the now world-famous Bitchin' Afternoon.