Thursday, November 12, 2009

Lost and Found

I'm bored so I'm making a catalog of all the things I lost and picked up while travelling.

Lost:
Dartmouth Baseball cap
smartwool socks
Ray Ban sunglasses case and lens cloth
A book on the European Southern Observatory
vintage plastic wayfarer sunglasses with neon-blue earpieces (I think)


Found:
"Into the Wild" by Jon Krakauer
30 Rock season 2 disc 2
I heart NY t-shirt (strangely not in NYC, but in London
a dozen beer mats of various brands

Friday, November 6, 2009

Rock Bottom

I"m living at home again with my mom.
tonight I was sneezing up a storm because I kicked up a lot of dust putting my old stereo back together.

mom: are you ok?
me: yah, i'm fine
mom: you should take some benadryl, your cheeks look puffy
me: yah, I know, I will
mom:get some from the medecine closet
me: mom, I already have some.
mom: ok, just remember to take two, but only if they're 25 mg, if they're 50 mg only take one

later, as I'm watching 30 rock in my room around 10pm
mom (calling from downstairs): ANDY!
me: what?
mom: did you take the benadryl
me: yes. jesus.
mom: did you take two?
me:ma, for crying out loud, I"m 22.
mom: ok. you can take another dose in 4-6 hours.
me: ya, except I plan to be knocked out by then
me(to myself): f my life.

I feel like Michael Scott in the Office, because I've hung out wit my Grandmother twice in two days, and have only seen one friend, on one occasion.